A Not So Nightmarish Fashion Statement by The Nightmare Court

Most heroes claim to want to cleanse the Twilight Arbor because of the atrocities committed inside and our desire to crush the grove under our iron (albeit leafy) fist… I say they’re jealous of our good looks.

Rejecting the teachings of Ventari and embracing his inner cultist is Bloofeh, member of the Nightmare Court here to showcase his newest outfit sure to instill fear and jealousy into all who gaze upon it.

(I may be Nightmare Court but a smile and wave is just proper manners…)

When we were first starting up the Nightmare Court the biggest issue was telling us apart from any old Sylvari. Commonfolk would just approach us with no fear and start blubbering about the Dream, how dreadful! This utter disrespect for the Court could not continue, so we needed uniforms, and fast.  Thus the Nightmare Apparel clothing line was born! These uniforms show we are proud of who we are and immediately show everyone that we are not to be messed with.

(A new batch of Volatile Blossoms for you pesky heroes. Staff wielding guardians strictly prohibited!)

Feeding the Nightmare Pups? The Nightmare Court’s newest technology “Giant Freaking Thorns” or GFT for short are sure to prick away those pesky pups and their nips and nibbles. Torturing the innocent? The outfit is light and easy to maneuver in. No more will you be bogged down by heavy armor while converting innocents to the Nightmare.. what a relief! The Nightmare Court brings an outfit to those edgier folks in Tyria that is both pretty and practical.. so lay down those Jute Robes and get your Nightmare Armor today!

(My latest attempt to slap Caithe landed me back in jail. However even as I weep nightmarish tears I look better than that.. creature.. over there. Although who wouldn’t?)

Warning: Turning your head too quickly will result in poking your eyes out. Using a staff will cut your face open as you jab yourself with thorns. Just try not to move too much. We haven’t worked this all out yet.)

-Sincerely… The Nightmare Court.

What you peasants will need…

–Nightmare Armor obtained from Twilight Arbor dungeon badges. (Make sure to step on all the Volatile blossoms, they grant you might.)

–Pitch, Lifesblood, and Spring Breeze dyes. (We had some budget cuts – it isn’t easy dropping so much silver every time we’re killed.)

-A love for the Nightmare! (If we must give this armor away I say Sylvari only – Ventari lover or not – seeing Norn using tiny leaves to try and cover up all of.. THAT.. it’s just a different kind of Nightmare.)

See you in the Twilight Arbor fools, make sure you run Forward / Up the spiders are delightful.