Joseph Rowe - Page 27
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After doing some unsavory favors for/to the Valve staff, I obtained a copy of Half-Life 3 to review for your benefit. I think it is a terrible game and I will explain to you in a very concise manner in the article. In my article, I go into many different details about exactly why the game is bad. I think it's bad because of the characters, the plot, the music, the smell, and overall the game is not intuitive enough for a modern day gamer such as myself who needs my games to be easy to do because I have a life, unlike you, you stupid nerd.