Application to Join Your Gaming Elves Division

Dear Santa,

Salutations!!

I’m writing to you because I heard you are in the process of creating a “gaming elves division” at your workshop. I would like to submit my application for your consideration. I also have submitted my letter of “tools” I need in order to get better at my job, I hope you would consider both my letter and this here application.

sincerely,

Quaggan