With screenshots a plenty, a trailer of the half-way point in Game of Thrones: A Telltale Series is sure to be close behind. Until then, take in the sights and see who has somehow not died yet. Also, yeah, DRAGON BREATHING FIRE.. Because that has something to do with a sword shrouded in darkness... I think... Maybe... Perhaps they're trying to be ironic?
We interrupt this gallery to bring you Mean Girls 2: Let's Get Medieval Y'all. Starring Lindsay Lohan's stunt double, Cersei Lannister. Coming to a red wedding near you.
At least 50% of this screenshot knows absolutely nothing about what is going on, and that's not even counting us. Also, when did Jon Snow go on Atkins? He looks weirdly thin in this screenshot...
I don't exactly think this is what the Methodists had in mind when they held church outside, but hey, at least there's a pretty-yet-kind-of-demonic-looking tree to sit under! I'm sure nothing will go wrong or ominously here. Klaatu-verada...
That's right Dinklebot, we still haven't forgiven you for that shameful display in Destiny. You will be sent to the land of SyFy Channel Original Movies until you have learned your lesson! You'll star in Sharktapus & Cthulu Fight Santa Claus & The Matrians 2: Martian Christmas. Then let's see you deadpan your way through hours worth of dialogue...
Oh yeah, right, DRAGONS! They're still a thing. Even though there is still absolutely nothing that clearly connects them to the title of the episode... are we sure it's not meant to be ironic? Really? Okay then -- carry on, ominous pretty/ugly dragon! I hope we get to ride you or something, not just kill you in a QTE boss battle.
Published: Mar 20, 2015 10:39 am