The Wee Peepers – Guild Wars 2 Fashion

Howdy friends! It’s just me, lil’ ol Peepers, the cutest guttersnipe around, as pretty as can be.  

Can you believe that in this picture I was just casually standing in front of a neon sign with my name on it when the camera went off on its own? I’m not even a model! I am, however, just about the nicest and most humble crotch-height munchkin in all of Divinity’s Reach. But you wouldn’t want to find me wearing my peeping assassin mask. That’s when I turn into my fearsome alter ego: Darth Shadow.. um, Darkness Stalker.

Here’s a picture of me on a recon mission. Looks like trouble’s brewing in the Maiden’s Whisper! This bedraggled mistress has her quarry in a tough squeeze. Why, he’s looking awfully helpless and vulnerable in his shirtless state! I think he could have slid his dagger into her at any moment.

Unfortunately I arrived too late to help this poor soul so I nipped off into the night. You can’t win them all. Don’t worry though shirtless guy, your death will not be in vain, for it was witnessed by The Wee Peepers: The Eyes…. of Judgement!

The Look

Ninety-nine percent of a look is confidence, and while you can’t have my swagger, I can let you in on where I get these killer DIY digs.

• Leather Vest
• This sassy number used to be a possum before it became a part of The Wee Peeper’s Dinner Theatre Fashion Show! Who says you can’t entertain on a budget?
• Leather Leggings
• You can find these at any ol’ armor vendor for a few copper, but why spend all that money? If you wait for a cold snap you can nab them off a dead street urchin for bubkiss! Just don’t let anyone catch you- the city guard don’t exactly “get” recycling.
  

• Anonymity Mask
• This one’s from my private collection (wink), but you don’t have to feel left out! Just gouge some eye holes in your favorite gunny sack and you’ll be peeping like a pro before you can say “peeprs plz leave us alone”!
• No shoes
• Did you know that the good lord has arranged His world so that if you don’t have any shoes your body will provide their own? Why my feet are so callused they make an armadillo hide look like a baby’s bottom! And ain’t no one going to steal these cloppers off me while I’m asleep!