The Humble Weekly Bundle Is Full of Simulators – Again

After a long day of toiling away at work for that ever elusive dollar, you need to go home, relax, and micro-manage your free time away with the “Humble Weekly Bundle — Simulators 2”. In this second simulator “Humble Bundle”, there are a total of 6 games to keep your free hours from becoming too free and alloting your mind time for more important questions, like “did that dude want mustard on his hot dog? Oh man, I can’t keep up with this stress”, or “ maybe if I just assassinate one more political dissident, then they won’t kick me out of office next term… or ever”. 

The “Humble Weekly Bundle — Simulators 2” enraptures your mind and body with that old favorite, pavlovian conditioning, and normally you would have to fork over an arm and a few legs for these kinds of games — but not today. 

For the low low price of $1.00, you can own these three gems: 

Universe Sandbox: You can look at our ever changing, mind bogglingly large Universe, and then you can destroy it.

Cook, Serve, Delicious!: Take a small starting fund, buy some equipment, rev up those fryers, and serve the needy masses as they clamor for more and more greasy goodness.

Out of the Park Baseball 14: Simulating the real world use and abuse of HGH… or the management of rosters and baseball teams.

For $6.00 or more you could these great games as well: 

Turbo Dismount: The spiritual successor to Stair Dismount, TD let’s players horribly maim and destroy their little doll avatar along with the ability to upload a friendly face to make that doll death just a little bit special.

Tropico 4: Steam Special Edition: An island simulator that supports “Facebook and Twitter integration.”

And for a whopping $10.00 or more, you can own the one and only…

Euro Truck Truck Simulator 2 with the included “Fantasy Paints Jobs Pack”: Now you have the ability to simulate hours of European roads and highways with the big rig elite. 10-4 Rubber Ducky.

So, come on, you know you want to play some of these great simulators at an even greater price and your money will help a select charity to boot. Now all I am waiting for is a Humble Bundle Simulator Experience: Meta Life.