Some of the highest praise I can give a game is when it blows me away with how good it is that only the little “due in 24 hours” reminder email I get sent to me ahead of my deadline can drag me away from it for long enough to do my job.
And while Crusader Kings 2 is usually like that, the new Holy Fury DLC goes above and beyond even that lofty standard.
Put simply, this is the best DLC for Paradox’s six-year-old, ever-evolving grand strategy masterpiece since The Old Gods came out back in 2013.
For one thing, pagans are back with a holy fury. After being effectively nerfed in Sons of Abraham and Charlemagne, and by getting stripped of feudal government by the tribal system introduced with Horse Lords, the men of the north get a big dose of power with the Swedish pagans, forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor.
For example, new “warrior lodges” give pagans what essentially amounts to the Companions from Skyrim, which in turn grant questlines that allow a ruler to massively improve his or her military skill, army morale, and all that other fun statistical stuff that makes the gods of the random number generator favor their generals in battle.
A ruler can duel other characters for honor and glory (governed by a brand-new Personal Combat modifier), and as they rise up the ranks, they get all kinds of other fun toys to play with like gaining a commander trait of the player’s choice, choosing to turn into a berserker (which, keeping up the Skyrim analogy, is only slightly less overpowered than turning into a werewolf), and appointing a shieldmaiden to lead armies. You’ll be first to the battle, first to the feast.
Great warrior heroes of all faiths get to found legendary bloodlines. Some of them are included in the historical rulers in-game like Charlemagne, Ragnar Lothbrok, El Cid, and their ilk; others can come from that nobody you built in the Ruler Designer, starting a no-name dynasty in some far-off corner of the map.
Want to spend way too much time, money, and effort getting your spouse to love you? In-game, I mean.
Well, that’s where the new “Sway” and “Antagonize” mechanics come in, perfect for making friends and enemies to shape the diplomatic landscape in your part of the world.
There are even new sainthood rules and coronation rules for the Christians, giving them that much more historical flavor when they’re getting knocked around all over Europe by the newly-beefy Vikings.
Oh, and the game even takes names so your berserker king can keep a list of every single one of his kills.
And did I mention that it’s not just the Norsemen who get to have a lot of good pagan fun at the expense of the Christians in this DLC? If you want to not just revive the Roman Empire (which has been an option for years in CK2) but really bring the Classical era back, there’s an entire event chain for Hellenism.
But all of the above would just relegate this DLC to another case of “depends on your playstyle” but for one mighty, overwhelmingly awesome feature that makes it an absolute must-buy:
Shattered Worlds
Want every county in the game to start under the independent rule of a one-province minor in a massive free-for-all where nothing is predetermined except the religion and culture of certain parts of the map? Buckle up, buttercup; that’s exactly what you get. And it’s awesome.
If you like an aggressive game where you have lots to do in terms of claiming titles and building up your power at the expense of your neighbors in the earlygame, this is the game mode for you.
Want to raid your Christian neighbors but don’t want to wait for the Viking Age event in 793 when you’re playing the Charlemagne early start? Norse culture coastal provinces start with shipyards so you can make with the looting and start in on your ambitious building projects sooner than you normally would in the basegame.
Tired of having Europe bottlenecked by you being a vassal of the real movers and shakers in the world, waiting for a big realm divide before you can take advantage of the chaos? This is the game mode for you.
And if all one-province minors isn’t your thing, there are even game options that create a randomized world. Same basic flavor as a historical start, but with a wildly different setup of counts, dukes, and kings than you’d normally expect to see, giving you a truly different start every single time you play.
I want this in Europa Universalis IV without having to use the Shattered Europa mod. Hopefully Paradox learns a thing or two from trying it out in CK2.
But Shattered Worlds? That’s why only the unpleasant reminder that I actually have to earn the free review copy of the DLC that Paradox sent me by writing this review could drag me away from playing it.
That’s some of the highest praise I can give a game. If you play Crusader Kings 2, buy this DLC. I can’t make it any simpler than that.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go spend every free moment I have for.. oh, about the next week or so.. playing it.
[Note: Writer was granted a review copy of the game from the publisher.]
Published: Nov 11, 2018 09:52 pm